HUSBAND AND WIFE

Wife: You always carry my photo in
your hand bag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem,
no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem
disappears.
Wife: You see, how powerful I am ?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture
and say to myself,"What other
problem can
there be greater than this one?

Watoto wa siku hizi

Police:"Where do you leave?"
Kid:"With my parents" Police:"Where do your parents leave?"
Kid:"With me."
Police:"Where do you all leave?"
Kid:"Together."
Police:"Where is your house?"
Kid:"Next to my neighbours." Police:"Where is your neighbours house?"
Kid:"If I tell you,you wont believe me!"
Police:"Just tell me."
Kid:"Next to my house :-P.

TWO TERRORIST

Two Terrorists having a discussion in a bar.
The waiter asks them what the discussion was
about? Terrorist: We are planing to kill 14thousand people &
a donkey.
...
...
Waiter: Why a donkey? .
Then one terrorist tells the other.
"See I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people